Products are exploding in the male department. Body wash for him, hair products for him, skin cream for him, and my personal favourite, Fresh Balls. It is exactly what it sounds like. It is a product for him to have all day fresh balls! Yes its kind of like deodorant for that area. It keeps it dry and fresh smelling, and it also keeps men from getting bat wings. (Bat wings; when the scrotum sticks to your leg and resembles a bat wing.) Keep an eye out for this product fellas! Spontaneous sex is not as fun (for us who travel south on you) if you are not fresh!

Another piercing question is should men manscape? Wax, shave, de-hair? Their back, chest, balls(yes!), etc… Does a man with a full chest of hair on the beach turn you on? It turns on some ladies, others couldn’t care less either way. But (and this is a big but) ask a girl her thoughts on a hairy back. Most will shudder, then puke at the thought. A tip to all my male friends – shave it, wax it, Nair it! I don’t care how, just get rid of it! Your lady friends will be so grateful they may thank you in ways that will make you shudder and moan!

Now you may ask, “Doth this make a metro sexual? ‘Tis a real man that doth partake in such feminine ways? Where ’tis the line that one must draw?” Well, the best way to answer this is that if you are going to do it, OWN IT! That’s right! Be proud that you shave your balls! Enjoy your waxed back and neatly trimmed moustache. Love your coiffed hair and your soft hands from moisturizing them daily. The bottom line is it’s your choice. You have the option to do so. So will you?